Femme Fatale, Pawnee-Style
Who is that mysterious woman who showed up one dark night at the local club? She's an aristocratic and filthy rich widow, but she has a very terrible secret that Burt Macklin will do anything to find out. Did she murder her husband? Did she boost those paintings? Did she steal the president's rubies? Whatever it is, she definitely didn't burn down the mill - that was her sister! And no secret, no matter how terrible, will stop her from getting what she wants and having an amazing time confusing everyone around her.
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Dressing up as April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation? Awesomesauce, as Andy would say. Dressing up as April Ludgate dressing up as her cunning and elegant alter ego? Even more awesomesauce! The sleek black sheath dress is made of flattering polyester with three-quarter length sleeves and a flirty knee-length hemline. The attached satin cravat just screams "I have lots of fine art and jewels that I may or may not have gotten illegally." The pillbox hat has a sophisticated netted veil and is attached to a plastic headband so that it won't fly off while you're running from Burt Macklin. The cigarette holder is the perfect accessory for looking rich and a little suspicious. Clutch your faux-pearl necklace (or its matching bracelet) when you're accused of spying for the Soviet Union!
Hello, Strange Person Whom We've Never Met Before
Any party gets more exciting when Janet Snakehole arrives! Remember, if you ever speak to her in Spanish, use the formal "usted."
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