Kill Bill Gogo Yubari Chain Mace Accessory

Looks can be deceiving sometimes. If we saw Gogo Yubari walking down the street, we’d think she was just another school girl heading home to work on class work, or maybe planning to ditch the preppy school uniform to join her friends at the mall. She looks like any other teenage girl. We’d probably think, “Hmm, if there’s a zombie apocalypse, and we’re both stuck in a mall together as zombies swarm everywhere, at least they’ll catch her first and give us time to get away.”

But, friend, we’d be mistaken—dangerously mistaken.

Gogo is only 17, but she is a force to be reckoned with. She hides it behind a sweet smile and cute outfit, but that’s only to lure people into a false sense of security. Come on, how many other 17-year-olds do you know who moonlight as professional bodyguards? We couldn’t pay someone to trust us with being their bodyguard.

Now, we all know no good bodyguard is worth her salt without a good weapon—and Gogo has a doozey: her chain mace. We admit, if we tried to wield this, we would only end up hurting ourselves. If you have similar fears, we can offer you the next best thing: this Gogo Yubari Chain Mace Accessory from Kill Bill. The officially licensed molded plastic spiked ball is 7 inches in diameter, with a 40-inch chain and an 8-inch handle. It’s the perfect touch for any Gogo Yubari costume… or even if you just want to feel cool strutting down the street. Just be prepared to defend yourself from vengeful assassins!