The Exorcist Squeaker Dog Toy

You Really Don't Want Me to Play, Huh?

Well, your dog will definitely want to play with this Exorcist Squeaker Dog Toy. But you might be too terrified to pick it up and throw it! At least you don't have to worry about getting projectile vomited on (hopefully not, anyway. We don't know your dog. We don't know its life.) If your dog somehow manages to get the head all twisted around, we can't take responsibility, but kudos to your dog for going full horror fan. Add a little creepiness to your dog's toy box and tell him it's an excellent day for an exorcism.