The Office Dwight False Crew Socks

Bears. Beets. Being Dwight is Easy.

Identity theft is not a joke, but if you think that being Dwight is worth it, then there is no point standing in your way! Once you’ve got the signature glasses, yellow shirt, and brown suit, you are only left with the decision of which pair of comfy, homespun, woolen socks he would likely wear. Probably handmade by Mose.

You can see it now: Mose walks in the fields around Schrute farms each year, gathering the sheep together for their sheering. They complain, but they are ever so happy when that huge weight of wool is removed! Then Dwight and Mose wash out the wool, separate fibers, and spin it into yarn, with which they make those amazing socks. Well, either that, or they just trade them for beets.

Socks to the Regional Manager

Finding these Dwight False Crew Socks was the first part of your test. Using their cool pattern to make your friends laugh is the next step. These gray and navy socks will help you know how to respond to all the fake bear and beet facts out there! Just remember, if you end up on a roof at midnight waiting for your contact, abort mission, it is a trap. Also, watch out for jello.

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