THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET OLDER
Kids are always trying to find a way to get older as quick as possible. They have no idea what they're going to be giving up by zooming through their childhood and aiming right for adulthood. Oh, if only they knew what we knew! Thing is, there have been a few that managed to get a good look at things from the other side... only to realize the curse a bit too late. That got us thinking, though...
With the right arrangement, we can offer your tykes a chance to be older. We're talking way older. Ancient. They can amble around for a while feeling like their bodies are about to fall apart and pining away for the old days, back when things made more sense and everything was easier. You know. Lots of sand, pyramids, and good old-fashioned camels to get around instead of these new-fangled self-driving cars!
FUN DETAILS
Of course, actually becoming a mummy takes an incredibly long time, too. Even if you skip all the messy stuff, you've still gotta wrap a whole bunch of bandages or toilet paper and who has the time for that!? Get right to the fun with this exclusive and ghastly Mummy Boy's Costume. This knit jumpsuit fits easy thanks to the back zipper and features gauzy strips all over. A few longer strips allow for some neck and head wraps as well as some draping around the wrists. Cursed gold not included!
EVERYONE WANTS THEIR MUMMY
Your tyke might be reaching for early independence and rushing to hit adulthood long before their years agree. But, don't worry. You can offer the vicarious thrill of ancient unliving for a night or two and everything can slide right back into normalcy. And, failing that? We've got more sizes. You can have a family full of mummies!
