Beetlejuice Gloves with Eyeballs for Adults

The afterlife is a pretty kooky place and it will take a whole second life just to figure out how things work if you aren’t taking care in reading the Handbook for the Recently Deceased.  We’re not going to judge you if you don’t get through the entire thing.  It reads like a textbook for a reason.  It’s a textbook, after all, and it wasn’t written by the most enthused of folks.  (They were dead, after all!)  But, there are some crucial tricks in there that you need to learn!

That said, there are a few ways around the reading problem if you have the right connections.  We’re not suggesting that you start belting out a certain name three times in a row, either!  All you need to do is go through us and we’ve got your back.  Or, more specifically, your hands with these officially licensed Beetlejuice Eyeball Gloves.  They’re surprisingly comfortable for having a bunch of eyes on the end of each of your fingers!  More importantly, they’ll freak people out and what else is there to do in the afterlife!?