Flapper Faux Pearl Necklace

Beads that (Almost) Do It All

We know this might come as news, but time-travel isn't possible. We don't even think it ever was. Bygone eras are just that: gone. And until Marty McFly introduces to us some truly amazing time-defying invention, we must remember that. (We're waiting, Marty). We must also remember that costumes will always and forever allow us to bridge that temporal gap, making it entirely possible for you to experience, say, those iconic Roaring 20s in, say, our Flapper Faux Pearl Necklace.

FUN DETAILS

Hmm. What else should you remember? We're running out of facts. So we guess it's probably worth noting that these most classy pearls are completely fake! No, you cannot sell them for much, much more than we're asking. They're pretty darn long; 72 inches, to be exact. Rather impressive, no? Extra points to you if they're just as white at the end of the night.

...Parting Words to a Young Flapper

You would do well to remember this, too: Anything the Jazz Age throws at you, be it overzealous dudes who say "old sport" too often, an epic swing dance-off, or a little too much champagne, or whatever, you'll be ready to pierce their soul with your eyes from behind this timeless white necklace! Enjoy the 20s, dear—we know everyone will enjoy looking at you.