Prisoner Ball and Chain

We’ve got a bone to pick with our ball and chain. Our ball and chain NEVER cooks dinner, never does any work around the house and just watches as we slave away, doing all the heavy lifting. Our ball and chain never lets us head out for some wild adventures in the evening. Instead, it just grabs hold of us and forces us to stay around the house. Our ball and chain literally will not leave our side, no matter where we go. It’s almost like we’re some kind of prisoner.

Okay, so maybe OUR ball and chain is a real one and has nothing to do with the obligations of marriage. It looks great when you add it to costumes and it looks suspiciously like a certain video game villain we know about. You can strap it to your leg and you too can learn all about the hardships of having a ball and chain.